An oven mitt is for people who who lack the dexterity or confidence to physically operate a pot holder. Either that, or they can't deal with the psychological implications of using something that doesn't have a silly puppet-like face or feature a hilarious play on rap lyrics to entertain you while you burn your hot pockets and probably your groin on the oven door. How long until someone invents a way to clip your mitt to the snot-covered shirt cuff so you never lose it. Oh wait. BADERRRRP!
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