Quoting the Bible without knowing how to read?

For most of my life, I thought that all of those wrestling shirts with "John 3:16" written on them were referring to some douche named John that the douche named Stone Cold Diamond Dallas Goldberg or whatever beat down in 3 minutes, 16 seconds. That makes a lot more sense than aligning fake wrestling (or real wrestling for that matter...) with Jesus and his homies. He sure did have a nice wrestling coiff though. Not to be confused with a coif. Those are almost never cool.